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There was a box.
Inside was something gooey.
It had a weird smell.
Funky.
It started to ooze out of the box.
I say it could reach all the way to the great walls of china.
The lid burst open.
And we all jumped in panic.
Ohh the frenzy!
The goo started to crawl out of the box.
It’s claws were shimmering in the sunlight.
It caught on to someone’s foot.
oh no! poor friend.
It began to dissolve the shoe.
Oh no!
not the shoe!
it was a NIKE!
It slowly disintegrated the foot.
Eew u could see the tick sliding down the throat into the pit of the goo’s stomach.
Eventually the whole fellow was swallowed.
Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend… then there were four. ( eh why the number so suay ah?)
the goo eyed all of us.
We eyed him back.
The staring game continued.
Ni kan wo, wo kan ni. Hao sian oh!
The four of them circled it (cowboy music playing in the background).
They stood around him with their legs wide open and their hands in the pockets as though they were reaching for guns.
They rolled up their sleeves.
KUNGFU FIGHTING! (music plays)
they made their first step forward.
And then they stepped back again.
And then tarzan came and swept the goo off it’s feet bringing it to eternal damnation.
Jane came on an elephant and rescued them all.
And then they lived happily ever after!
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haha. lamenest at it's best. the things best friends do. LOL
I LOVE HER! (:

stay happy mandy dear! (:
i've got u and u've got me. we'll survive. HEH.